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The Sock Monster Part 2 – Small musings

You may or may not have read a previous blog all about the sock monster? For a recap: https://dubmouse.com/2019/04/04/the-sock-monster-part-one/

Anyway, I had no socks disappear for a while and I had assumed the sock monster had moved out, but after a whole year (and a few months) it appears a new one has moved in, and is quite comfortable in the washing machine chewing socks! I have a whole supermarket plastic bag full of odd ones.

There is one question which is bugging me and that is: does the sock monster eat the socks before a wash cycle, during a wash cycle or after? Maybe it likes the taste of strong cheese and so eats dirty socks or it loves the taste of mild cheese so eats mid cycle but then again maybe it’s a vegetarian and likes taste of flowers so will eat at end of a cycle.

I have no idea but I do wish the sock monster would just bugger off and leave ours alone!!!

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